Two prominent radical right wing Republicans,who for the shame of what they are trying to do shall remain nameless …. until the mainstream media catches wind of their foul but most Chreestchun scheme — have introduced a bill that would criminalize the act of Male self-pleasuring (Among other things) if it should become law.
So far, it has been reported, more than 90 percent of Right Wingers in both Houses of Congress have given interim approval to the unique concepts contained in the proposed legislation. A spokes person for the initiators of the bill has reportedly indicated that this bill has a very good chance of passing both Houses without a hitch.
Male self-manipulation for sexual pleasure is the primary target of the proposal but is not every target as I shall explain in a few minutes.
The argument is that physical act releases helpless living sperm into the air or onto the ground or some other inhospitable surface, where they die. By reasoning of the legislation that is being proposed, this situation is contraceptive in nature and is, therefore, birth control of the most egregious kind.
So far, the White House has been silent about this proposal.
The proposed bill does not stop there. It goes on to other things as well:
Part of the Bill under draft at this point contains a requirement that every American male of reproductive age must undergo semi-annual medical testing and a compulsory polygraph examination to try to determine if they have been breaking the law concerning the act of self abuse, as it were.
When asked if that kind of stipulation would run afoul of the 14th amendment, one Right Wing big wig responded, “Do not worry about privacy concerns connected to the 14th amendment because if the GOP prevails in the presidential election of 2024, that worry will soon be a non-starter. The privacy argument will be overcome by the concept of ‘What is best to secure the security and safety of The United States” according to the latest ruling on Rower vs Wade by the Supreme Court. If conditions prove favorable for a new GOP administration in 2024 individual rights to privacy will be subordinated to what the government deems to be the best interests of the country.”
It is reported that the new bill also makes provision for monetary rewards to be given to any person who turns in the name or names of anybody violating the prohibition on any form of birth control, so the bill, as written, will provide for a significant amount of citizen-policing. So if person “A” has knowledge that person “B” has violated the law, then person “A” can be paid a substantial some of money on conviction as a reward for their patriotism and their due diligence.
Part of the strength of this proposed bill, according to those charged with the task of drafting it, is based on recent reports from the Medical Scientists at a well-known and very large teaching hospital and research laboratory that in recent experiments, it has been proven that spermatozoa themselves have a beating heart that can be detected through high grade audiometry — and that the sperm, all by itself, is already a living being.
This announcement has already sent shock waves through many people who have some influence with the leadership of the Democrats and some high-placed, but unnamed officials have declared the whole concept of the bill as “Egregious” and fundamentally destructive of every Constitutional human right.
The fight goes on.