Thoughts For Another Wonderful Morning

I am at the age now where I am humbled, surprised and grateful just to wake up. Once you get to be 85 years old you will understand what I am talking about.

I love the idea of starting a blog post with the first thing that pops into my mind. If anything at all pops into my mind, I am thrilled that I still have a mind that halfway works.

Again I am grateful that things still pop up in my mind even if I have passed the age where anything pops up anyplace else anymore.

I developed a case of jock itch somehow but it is not all that bad as yet. I guess if it keeps on keeping on, I will have to go to the Veterans’ Medical Center and expose myself to a dermatologist. Too much information? Remember that is an oversharing blog, alright? Thank you.

I know it is not an STD because I do not do the big nasty anymore. I don’t even plop the lolly anymore. I guess sooner or later I will be qualifying for the status of celibate sainthood. At that point, I will buy a couple of white robes and start telling people that I identify as an ice cream cone. I wonder where I can buy white robes that will make me look really holy?

Ima gonna do oatmeal with blueberries, banana, walnuts, flax seed, blackstrap molasses, and soy-based protein powder for breakfast this morning.

I wonder if it would help the men of the radical right wing factions of the Republican Party if I were to invent and get produced some blow-up sex dolls with Putin’s face on them? I have a notion they would sell like hotcakes.