Hello World, How They Hanging This Morning?
I cannot believe that some asshole actually put an ordinary, everyday paper clip on ebay with a price tag of one million dollars. I had to rub my eyes in disbelief but yes, there it is! I hope he sells a couple of them. I wish I had thought of it first. It took me more than 40 years to finally get my million-dollar credit rating and here somebody is, just sitting on a fortune with a single small metal paper clip — a classic item for sure — just waiting for somebody else to punch that “Buy” button.

I can’t believe how fast hair and fingernails grow. It seems like you trim them and then in no time at all they are out there again …just begging to be whacked!

Here is a piece of advice for you who love to pick your nose. Just remember to never pick your nose with the same finger that use to scratch your ass unless you wash it well first.

I guess this is enough information for anyone to start the day with.

So until later on then,

Love you all,


P.S. I am dying for a pecan roll.

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  1. Since I lost hair on most of my head, the hairs up my nose decided to grow faster. I had to buy a little device, an ‘Electric Nose-Hair Trimmer’, just to keep them under control!
    Best wishes, Pete.

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