Good Question If You Ask Me

The question is, “What do you call a man who has lost 95 percent of his brain capacity?

My first inclination is to call him “Republican.” However, I am sure there are other answers just as accurate and pertinent.

You might also call such an unfortunate “Politician.” That would work in today’s climate I think. Then there is the iconic answer that a lot of backwoods types could come up with, “Dumb as a box of rocks.”

Then there is this more or less obvious choice: “A Trump Supporter.” A penis supporter is called an “Athletic Supporter” and a 95-percent-brain-dead dude would be a Trump Supporter.

Here is another one that fits: MAGAT.

How about this one: “100% smarter than your average right-wing radical conservative.”

Losing 95 percent of your brain power is not such a big handicap in my opinion. I mean the average American voter uses less than 5 percent of his or her brain power to vote for some of the Yahoo running for offices, right? I think that is the main reason why The United States we see today is only about 5% of what it could be if more people would think before they act when they go to the polls.

I like to think of a person who has lost 95% of their intellectual potential as a conspiracy lover –or as a fan of somebody like Tucker Carlson — but that is just my opinion — I happen to like Mr. Carlson — in fact, I am envious of him because he makes more money than I do — of course, I already have as much money as I will ever need but I have to say something on this post to keep my own thought processes moving. (I am old, you know.).

I think I will end this by admitting that I wouldn’t venture to call a man who has lost 95% of his brain capacity anything at all — especially if he was carrying a gun. But in secret, behind his back, in a secluded space where he can’t hear anything I think or say, I think I could safely call him…. “Dangerous” — unless he was confined in a sterile environment where he could get the needed treatment for his incapacity.