People Raising Chickens To Beat Rising Egg Prices
That is one idea to beat the price of eggs these days … raise your own damned chickens. But I am wondering, with the price of chicken feed and the time and effort required to care for the birds, “Is it really worth all the hassle?” My idea to get the price of eggs under control is for the American People just to boycott the damned things and tell the egg producers, “Bring down the price of eggs or stick them in your ass!” There are things that can be substituted for eggs and here are at least 13 of them —
I say “Hit the greedy assholes in the pocketbook. It worked on coffee a few years ago and beef too! When the People get mad enough and start the boycotts, the greed mongers will crap their pants and do the right thing. Would it be such a bad thing if there were no eggs on the markets at all? Human Beings are very adaptable and I am sure they can find a way to do without eggs if it comes down to it.

How To Cope With Soaring Egg Prices

Opinion By The Blog Author

Has the high price of eggs got you going a little cross-eyed? Here are a few ways you might find helpful to cope with the fucking you subject yourself to when you try to buy eggs in today’s greed-driven inflation.

First off, you have the option of telling whoever is selling you the eggs at a shitty price to stick them in their ass and look for something else or go somewhere else … like to a local farm …to see if someone out there is honest enough to let you have some eggs for a decent price. (I would not suggest asking a Republican, however.)

Here are more suggestions:

Eggs are one of the most important staples in many households around the world. Unfortunately, the prices of eggs have been through the roof lately, making it a struggle for many families to afford them. This can be especially difficult for those living on a tight budget. However, there are several things you can do to cope with the soaring prices of eggs. Here are a few tips to help you out:

1. Buy in Bulk: Buying eggs in large quantities can be a great way to save money. Look for deals at your local grocery store or online and buy as many eggs as you can afford. This will help you save money in the long run.

2. Look for Alternatives: If you’re looking for ways to get the same nutrition without breaking the bank, consider alternatives such as tofu and tempeh. Both are high in protein and low in cost, making them great alternatives to eggs.

3. Make the Most of What You Have: If you’re already in possession of some eggs, try to make the most of them. Find creative recipes that use eggs and make sure not to waste any of them.

4. Stock Up When Prices Are Low: Keep an eye out for sales and discounts on eggs. If you see prices dropping, stock up and freeze them for later use. This will ensure you always have eggs on hand, even when prices are high. These are just a few tips to help you cope with the soaring prices of eggs. With some planning and creativity, you can make sure your family has access to this important staple without breaking the bank.

.5. You might consider asking your bank for a loan so that you can buy a few eggs. The way things are going, you can probably get by with an egg loan in the amount of around Fifteen Hundred dollars.